Summary: John, a jumper and an active imagination.
Pairing: Sheppard (fantasy McKay/Sheppard)
Spoilers: Set in Season 1
Summary: Most days he can trade the man snark for snark without breaking a sweat, and he has to admit that there's a twisted kind of fun in it.
Summary: They have, by Rodney's calculations (and Rodney's calculations are never wrong), had sex sixty-eight times.