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Category: CI5: The New Professionals > General
Characters: Chris Keel, Sam Curtis
Rating: R
Genres: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None

Summary: Drabble.

"Stupid, fucking bitch!"

I watch wordlessly as my partner flings himself down into the chair opposite me.

"Who?" I ask, running through the list of people who could possibly have made Sam pissed today.

"Gifford," he growls.

I sigh.  "What now?"  She’s been like a burr in his shoe for months.

"She's ripped off half my bloody report," he snarls.  "Can't she write her own?"

I blink at him.  "That would require a grasp of English, moral fibre and originality."  He grunts.  "There's only one thing to do," I add.


"Make sure your next one is full of typos."

The End